Micah Sparkman
Appears in 18 Episodes
Time of Contempt: Chapter 1
Geralt seeks a way to protect Ciri from the deadly plots which aim to keep her from her destiny, as well as from that dark destiny itself. The first problem is easier,...
Blood of Elves: Chapter 7
Ciri completes her education in magic under the gentle tutelage of Yennefer.We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club!Music: Intri...
Blood of Elves: Chapter 6
Plots and counterplots abound in this meeting-heavy episode. The rulers of every land around resolve to kill Geralt and Ciri, while Geralt himself is busy dusting his ...
Blood of Elves: Chapter 5
Geralt takes a side job on a barge, which means he has to deal with a terrifying river monster in between attacks by Nilfgaardian agents. Then Dandelion and Geralt hea...
Blood of Elves: Chapter 4
Geralt, Triss, and Ciri join up with a caravan to travel through a war-torn area. They are set upon by Squirrels (who are more dangerous than they sound) and learn abo...
Blood of Elves: Chapter 3
Triss joins Ciri on one of her (drug-induced) prophetic visions. The prophecy: pain and death. Triss also discusses her experience in the war against Nilfgaard: pain a...
Blood of Elves: Chapter 2
Triss Merigold makes her way to Kaer Morhen, where the witchers need help taking care of Ciri. Her first recommendation: stop feeding her hormone mushrooms from the wi...
Blood of Elves: Chapter 1
Geralt and Ciri are traveling to Kaer Morhen, but this chapter spends most of its time with Dandelion. Dandelion first regales a crowd (and us readers) with a handy re...
Sword of Destiny: Something More
Geralt, convalescing in a rag-cart after being trenched by some bridge ghouls, has a series of combo hallucination/flashbacks which fill in several blanks in his situa...
Sword of Destiny: Sword of Destiny
Geralt journeys to the heart of the wild woods of Brokilon. He mostly manages to not get killed by the dryads. He also runs into one Ciri, a child who appears to be hi...
Sword of Destiny: A Little Sacrifice
Geralt meets a mermaid! Not a little one, a regular-sized one. He also meets a beautiful and intriguing bard (also regular-sized). One of them wants love, the other wa...
Sword of Destiny: Eternal Fire
Geralt and Dandelion meet up with Dandelion's old friend Dainty the merchant. But not really, because Dainty has been replaced by a shapeshifter! The shapeshifter turn...
Sword of Destiny: A Shard of Ice
Geralt is living with his on-again (but mostly) off-again true love, Yennefer. Things are perfect though, because Yennefer doesn't like to be pinned down and Geralt mi...
Sword of Destiny: The Bounds of Reason
It's basilisks and mercenaries, witchers and dragons in The Bounds of Reason, the first story of Sword of Destiny. Geralt teams up with a dragon slaying crew (despite ...
The Last Wish: The Last Wish
We read the titular story, The Last Wish! When Geralt's bestie Dandelion is struck down by something that seems awfully like a wish-granting genie, Geralt seeks help f...
The Last Wish: The Edge of the World
When Geralt and Dandelion are called in to remove a "deoval" pestering some villagers, nothing goes according to anyone's plan. Soon Geralt has a new friend, a new ene...
The Last Wish: The Lesser Evil and A Question of Price
First: The Lesser Evil, in which Geralt encounters a very grim take on Snow White. Snow White is a sexy mutant bandit who is out for revenge on, well, basically everyb...
The Last Wish: The Witcher and A Grain of Truth
We start The Last Witch, the first Witcher book! This is a serious change in tone from the Wheel of Time. This book is gritty, clever, and bloody. We answer the questi...